Memento Mori, Atsumori

aorticarchnemesis:
Put me in the dirt
Put me in a shirt

Put on Nine Inch Nails’ Hurt

celebgames:
“ US President Barack Obama ® purchases ‘Just Dance 3’ for the Wii gaming console while shopping at Best Buy in Alexandria, Virginia, December 21, 2011. AFP PHOTO/Jim WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)
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US President Barack Obama ® purchases ‘Just Dance 3’ for the Wii gaming console while shopping at Best Buy in Alexandria, Virginia, December 21, 2011. AFP PHOTO/Jim WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)

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mosertone:

Alexander Eudier. Contemporary Ritual Mask. Ouagadougou

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#Crafts

bob-belcher:

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tilthat:
TIL that “Double Stuf” Oreos only contain 1.86 times the filling of a regular Oreo.
via reddit.com
If you round up what do you get?
1.9
One more time
1.9
Round it up one more time
1.9
Can you round it up again please
1.9
Sick but if you don’t mind can you round it up again?
1.9
That concludes our rounding of Oreos thank you for your time
oreos are already round
tumblr is actually a giant social experiment to see who can discover the absolute stupidest series of words in the universe

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#Legendary

fstw:

amoyed:
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amoyed:
I wanna fuck so many of you
Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT
what the fuck is a blt
Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….
if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”
So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

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gas-station-antidepressants3:

#Legendary

queenwhiskey:

suppermariobroth:
Mario being poisoned in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time.

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horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

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s-o-u-t-h-o-f-h-e-a-v-e-n-69:

𝔊𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔩𝔡 𝔉𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔇𝔬𝔫 ℑ𝔳𝔞𝔫 𝔓𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔷 (յգՅճ – շօօգ)

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#Unicorn :)#Art

lionofchaeronea:

Jonah Spat Up by the Whale, Jan Sadeler, ca. 1582

#Fun fact #In Dutch we have a verb called Jonassen #Which means to grab someone by their limbs rocking them to and fro near a body of water and finally throwing them in #It is named for Jonah’s request to be a sacrifice and being thrown into the sea #In Jonah 1:15 #Art #Ramblings

playkiller7:

this is without a doubt in my mind the best instance of sentence mixing in a ytp ever

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#Legendary

xxxsimplyhookedxxx:

FRASIER Trailer (2023)
Guys this isn’t real. This is not the reboot show. Just a fan made this.
But my god wouldn’t it have been surreal if this was actually what the reboot would be like? I mean Kelsey Grammer played Fraiser Crane for 20 years (9 years on Cheers and 11 years on Fraiser) both of those shows were comdies. Just for Fraiser reboot to be drama and action would have been an intense way to go to bring Kelsey back for (either one more year or perhaps 3 or 4 more years) to playing Doctor Fraiser Crane.

(Source: youtube.com)

#What do you mean this isn’t real?#It HAS to be #Legendary

aorticarchnemesis:

The Japanese had Godzilla, but we had prime minister Wim Kok. Sad that they had to take him out because he would have destroyed our capital otherwise…

For those saying that Wim Kok was of regular proportions and that he is photographed here in the miniature amusement park of Madurodam, I am fairly certain that you can see the Westertoren of Amsterdam behind his left hand. Which proves I am right.

The Japanese had Godzilla, but we had prime minister Wim Kok. Sad that they had to take him out because he would have destroyed our capital otherwise…

#Dutch post #Dutchblr #Ramblings